Script For Making Youtube Vines-Iphone disaster

SCRIPT FOR MAKING VINE VIDEOS IN HINDI !!

(free but with permission)

Episode 2 IPHONE DISASTER.

(partially in english)

Mr थूतड़ीदास & his friend named Mr. Dikshit(dick shit)

Mr थूतड़ीदास: oo bro dekh mera naya iphone.

Mr. Dikshit: Dikha Dikha..(iphone ko ghoorte hue)

Mr थूतड़ीदास:  Mujhe apple acha laga तो 

 maine android pheke iphone kharid liya.

Mr. Dikshit: thinking- Haan tere jaise chutiya 

लोग jinki angreji bas private tab tak jaati hai unko incognito ka mtlb kaise पता hoga.

Mr थूतड़ीदास: Features  bahut badiya hain iske dekh..

Mr. Dikshit:  haan haan pta hai invisible speaker, lost back button, charbi cut, back to 50's feature angootha chaap अंरे fingerprint. Aur testing तो ye लोग bahut ache tarah karte hain mtlb shabari ki tarah apple pahle khud taste karte hain phir humse chatwate hain.

Mr थूतड़ीदास: (ignoring)bhai sahi phone haina vaise, haan haan mehanga hai par maine saving account bana rakha tha na bas vo hi kaam aaya.

Mr. Dikshit: Haan pta hai tu apni kidney mein saving account operate kar rha tha kya be..itne saalo se safe deposit यही तो kar rha tha.

Mr थूतड़ीदास: Nhi bhai...

Mr. Dikshit: Nhi nhi bhai mai tera dard samajh sakta hoon.

Mr थूतड़ीदास: Nhi bhai...

Mr. Dikshit: nhi nhi nhi bta yaar tere liye kya banau bta kele ka leg piece यां tamatar ki chest bta...

Mr थूतड़ीदास: Nhi bhai...

Mr. Dikshit: Nhi nhi bhai mai tera dard samajh sakta hoon.

Mr थूतड़ीदास: (angry) चुप ! iphone pe torrent download karna itna mushkil nhi hai jitna tujhe ye samjhana ki maine iphone ke badle apni kidney nhi bechi.  Jab iphone lekar kisi bar mein jau  तो  bartender karela ka juice de deta hai, doctor ke paas jau तो kehta hai beta kidney donate kardo vaise bhi ek se jyaada se jyaada kitne din tak ji paoge, ladki ko patane jau तो itni speed se paas nhi aati jitni speed se iphone dekhkar bhagti hai, office mein jau तो boss kehta hai beta chinta mat kar अगली investment teri kidney ke liye hi karenge. mtlb ye kya laga rakha hai(Says this while shouting and the whole room shakes)