Script For Making Youtube Vines in hindi.

Script for making vine videos in hindi !!

(free but with permission)

Episode 1

(partially in english)

Mr थूतड़ीदास & गंदीगांड

Introducing 2 characters in the play, Mr. Thotzidas is a carpenter turned Gunda and Mr Gandigand who is a sincere citizen.
Scenario is something like this that Mr Gandigand' s bed at home needs to be repaired so he happens to call Mr. Thotzidas unknowingly. Here the vine starts ....

Mr Thotzidas on call with Mr Gandigand Sinha. They are on opposite ends of the phone, one with gunda accent and one with civilized accent.

Mr Gandigand Sinha : Hello, yes carpenter Thotzidas speaking ?

Mr Thotzidas: Carpenter kisko bola be, mai social worker hoon aur abhi mai busy hoon.

Mr Gandigand Sinha (poetic tone, thinking that he doesn't understand english): 

 Hammer in the hand,

.5 bhk land,

how he is busy man ?!

Mr Thotzidas: Sun be oo fire in the hole mera routine,

(poetic tone) Subah haath mein danda,

                     Mu mein lega land mera,

                    Shaam ko carpanty raat ko santa banta.

Mr Gandigand Sinha : Which language are you using ?

Mr Thotzidas: Hum make in india mein vishwas rakhte hain. Aur to made in england, sold in india,

                        Teri maa ghoongi hai kiya?

Mr Gandigand Sinha :No

Mr Thotzidas:Church mein batiya phukti hai kiya ?

Mr Gandigand Sinha :No

Mr Thotzidas:

कपड़े ka limited istemaal karte hai kiya?

Mr Gandigand Sinha :No (saying no as if his neck ache saying no 3 times by shaking head)

Mr Thotzidas: तो hindi mein baat kar na be. Tu chahe jitni angreji bole rahega to tu shavasna karte hue hi hagne waala(means the gesture created by shitting in indian toilet) 

kyunki:

(isko isse ki bhasha mein samjhata hoon)

Hamari nationality and Angle created between laat and jhaat,

can be identified with the sound of your faat.

Mr Gandigand Sinha: Jyada mat bol agar hum deactivated facebook activate ho gaye na to gaaz denge!(thug life music)

Mr Thotzidas: kya!!!??(astonished)

Mr Gandigand Sinha: keeeeel aur kya huh(relaxed) filal तो  mera carpentry karne ka koi इरादा nhin hai..

Mr Thotzidas: Abe oo teri baski bhi nhi hai carpanty karna (intentionally say carapentry as carpanty)

mere baap dada carpanty ki kaala bahut mushkil se sikhe the, car aur panty dono mein

'Open and Insert.'

Mr Gandigand Sinha: (feeling ashamed to listen dirty talks.) Theek hai theek hai, maine aapko bed repair karvaane ke liye phone lagaya tha..

Mr Thotzidas: Isliye kehte hain beta bedsheet bichake kara karo *** ,bichara bed bhi sharma gya.

Mr Gandigand Sinha: Jyada mat bolna meri bahut पहोंच hain.

Mr Thotzidas: haan tujh jaise bahut dekhe hain jo पिछवाड़e mein lage hue bomb ko fuse karwane ke liye Bomb Squad ko bolate hain ...

Mr Gandigand Sinha : Abhi ruk tu vahi ruk aa rha hoon mai,

Mr Thotzidas: Abe address google ki थूत se nikale ga kya ?

                           yele-GUNDEWALA DIST, SANDEVALI EAST, YOUTHOOB NEAR TRENDING.

Mr थूतड़ीदास & गंदीगांड ek saath apni mammi ko phone lagate hai aur kehte hain :

bheegi bili ki tarah

"mami aap ghar kab tak aa rhi ho"